Don’t matter if it’s 1998 or 2018, Josh Kalis’ skating is timeless and this double-decker noseblunt slide at Thomas Paine Plaza is forever. Welcome to September 2018! More Kalis inside as well as a 28-page DC Street Sweeper feature, including interviews with Josh, John Gardner and John Shanahan. The East is BEAST! Need more mayhem in your life? You’re in luck: Skate Rock took their special blend of insanity to Vietnam and Bali. You bet your ass blood was shed. We also got some Hot Amateur Girl Action by way of Simon Bannerot, Tyler “Manchild” Pacheco, Niels Bennett and Griffin Gass. These Girls are Good! Heads-wise, Ethan Loy, Cody Lockwood and Dashawn Jordan all get grilled. Elsewhere in Spain, Supra set out to find the elusive Mr. Tom Penny. Spoiler alert: they found him! Ready for the weekend? Good. Trevor Thompson and Alex Schmidt fill out some rental applications for the WKND skate lodgings: The Sir Palmer Apartments. Hope you got a few hours to kill because this one’s gonna take awhile to get through. Thick as a brick, she is!